My Apology

a‧pol‧o‧gy[uhpoluh-jee]
–noun, plural -gies.

1. a written or spoken expression of one’s regret, remorse, or sorrow for having insulted, failed, injured, or wronged another: He demanded an apology from me for calling him a crook.
2. a defense, excuse, or justification in speech or writing, as for a cause or doctrine.

Definition 1 : I’m sorry. There is a good chance you’ll regret the chain of clicks that brought you here and the hours you’ll spend poring over my thoughts, all because you happened to discover the best writing you’ve seen in years. Yes, it’s great. But think of your family.

Definition 2 : I have to. I tried to stop and I got very cranky.